Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Battle Of The Titans: Corporate Mascot Mayhem!

The following 2-on-1 match, is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first, from a wetland in Algonquin Park, weighing in at a combined weight of 120 pounds: FRANK AND GORDON!





And their opponent, from a wealthy suburban neighborhood, weighing in at 148 pounds: THE CANADIAN TIRE GUY!




Sorry Frank and Gordon, my money is on CTG. Sure, the beavers are cute, cuddly, have cool gadgets, and strong enough teeth to chew someone's foot off; but CTG is always ready for a fight, following a stop at Canadian Tire. He has the new Motormaster Smelter; great for making your own metallic based weapon. And, there's Bauer's latest line of boxing gloves; vicious enough to disfigure someone's face, while the micro-fabric padding gently caresses your hand in such a way, that you don't feel any feedback from the punch. As always, he isn't sharing his new toys with his neighbors. This one's a no-brainer. Dominating opponents starts at Canadian Tire.

But that's just my opinion. Who wins the match. Vote now!

1 comment:

Justin Beach said...

Definitely the Canadian Tire guy, he has all those power tools..all the Beavers have is phones and high speed internet. It's not even a fair contest.