Monday, March 26, 2007

Dancing With The Stars, Eh?

The second episode of Dancing With the Stars is on ABC and CTV tonight. Tomorrow night, someone gets eliminated!
Personally, I find this latest batch of "stars" a bit of a letdown from last season. There's really no one here I find worth rooting for! We don't have a geriatric-type like Jerry Springer (John Ratzenberger is younger and wants to win as opposed to Jerry's mantra of "get me off this show"). No "studs" for the ladies like Mario and that Blossom kid. Hell, I can't even get behind waiting for Heather Mills' prostetic leg to pop off and hit Tom Bergeron square in the nuts! Now THAT would be America's Funniest Video!
Instead, I sit here, wondering who we would enlist if there ever was a Canadian version of this show. This is what I picture in my mind's eye...

- Luba Goy doing the tango
- Gordon Pinsent doing the two-step
- Steve Smith (Red Green) doing the fox trot
- Brent Butt doing the waltz
- Lisa LaFlemme doing the samba

You know, another round of Deal or No Deal Canada is beginning to sound better and better....

7 comments:

Justin Beach said...

Jean Chrétien doing the Robot?

Deaner! said...

When DOESN'T he?? lol!!!

Eric Rosenhek said...

Jack Layton and Olivia Chow doing some Astaire/Rogers number. Hope you have the stomach for it?

Justin Beach said...

Yeah..screw dancing with the Stars - we'll do "Dancing With Parliament" much more entertaining and a little symbolic.

Deaner! said...

lol!! Well, government officials are good at dancing around the issues, so if it all took place on a hardwood ballroom floor, it would give Parliament some credence...

Justin Beach said...

Good idea - a combination political debate and dance off. Now THAT's entertainment. A panel of moderators mixed with a panel of judges.

Deaner! said...

That would be worth the price of CPAC alone! lol!